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All you late comers are, unfortunately, going to have to high-tail it down to your local news stand for a peek at the pictures in the actual publication. Sorry babies. The first pictures to hit the interweb seem to be those on the blog Jezebel.
A shirtless John Mayer is on the new cover of Rolling Stone, and inside he talks a lot about sex, finding a partner, and masturbation. He says of ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, "I've never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life," and that his life has become a cycle of new girls rejecting him in clubs.
Jennifer Anistonthe quintessential grown-up Judy Blume heroine, has a lot of Very Important Decisions to make in the next few months as her wedding to Justin Theroux draws nigh. Apparently she's been quizzing Charlize Theron —mom of one-year-old Jackson Theron —about the process of adoption since mutual friend Chelsea Handler connected the two. Aniston's still unsure of the route she'll take to motherhood, says a source I always picture our friend Source as professional doorway lurker O'Brien from Downton Abbeydon't you?
I get to go. It all makes perfect sense. So fuck you.
John Mayer posing with a Fender Stratocaster electric guitar on January 22, John Mayer goes out to a club, any club, he feels bad about it if some big host man makes someone get up from the banquette and take their Grey Goose elsewhere so the skinny rock star with the weirdly elevated hair can sit down. Your Body Is a Wonderland can cut in and go first.
Courtesy of New Line Productions. Horrible Bosses stars Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, and Jason Charlie Day as grown men who hate their respective horrible boss so much that they plot to kill all of the horrible bosses. Well, not every horrible boss, just the three that they work for—played by Kevin Spacey, Colin Farrell, and Jennifer Aniston. As a service, we answer every question that you could possibly have about Horrible Bosses.
A couple of years ago, Joan Rivers had a rotation of jokes which was pretty Angelina Jolie-heavy. Joan repeated these same jokes ad nauseum, and I remarked about it at the timebasically saying that Joanie needed some new material. Many commenters disagreed, defending Joan an a comedic icon and even agreeing with her in her assessment of Angelina.